Abe Lincon

This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.

Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"

John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."

Abe Lincon by B0H1CA July 28, 2009

(ALF) abe lincon facial 

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face

My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial

(ALF) abe lincon facial by ccxzo September 1, 2023

Abe Lincoln 

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.

When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.

Abe Lincoln by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016

The Abe Lincoln 

The Abe Lincoln is to shave your pubes and put them in a bag. Then keep the bag and, after ejaculating on a girls face, pour the bag on her face instantly giving her a beard.

Dude I just gave that bitch the Abe Lincoln

The Abe Lincoln by thawitefantastk March 7, 2007

Abe Linco-Tron 3000 

The robotic form of Abe Lincoln that will come from the past to destroy the future.

Noooo! Abe Linco-Tron 3000 is here! Use the children as shields! Nooooo he has my fac-....,(end of transmission)

Abe Linco-Tron 3000 by word ninja May 23, 2009

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

abe lincoln 

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

abe lincoln by LouDAMan, TMAN October 16, 2008