Aatif

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Aatif is a kind, funny, smart and all around amazing person. Usually Asian. He’s the funniest person you’d ever meet, with the best sense of humour. He is smart and can comfort you when you need it. He can be shy and awkward, but it just makes him more adorable. Named after kindness, he sure does live up to it. It’s impossible to forget someone named Aatif, mostly because during their time in your life, they make such a good impact. If you find an Aatif, don’t let go.

Aww he’s so sweet, no wonder he’s named Aatif

Aatif by nerdyandbookish August 18, 2018

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aatif

aatif is an indian legend with a gigantuan cock n balls. smartest mf alive and will send u funny memes. get urself an aatif

"here comes that sexy hunk aatif"

aatif by sebbas January 10, 2023

Related Words

aatif • Aatifa • Aatif Alam • aatifah • AntiFA • antifeminist • aatish • Aakif • Aatir • aasif

aatif

Needs a lot more food. Bad and boujee defines him in three words. Aatif likes giraffs

OMG Aatifs so "bad and boujee'

aatif by lohyehmohyeh1345769 February 14, 2017

Aatif Alam

A handsome guy, who is not average. Super smart. Gets the same amount of marriage proposals as his age.

ex: 17 years old = 17 marriage proposals
Has a girlfriend who is kinda sorta really crazy about him and misses him a lot. <3

Damn, its so hard to find an Aatif Alam in this world, so freaking rare.

Aatif Alam by Pikachi, Angel January 1, 2012

Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.

When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

Rare Indian Artifact by will bitten October 8, 2016

artifish

Someone who uses artificial intelligence to help them write their dating profile, and/or their messages.

He was kind, and seemed smart—alas he was an artifish—and now it all seems like a lie.

artifish by The Fairy Godfather April 14, 2023

AntiFacebooker

When you don't want to be pressured into joining Facebook... for any reason. You are an AntiFacebooker!

Please don't keep asking me to join Facebook. I am an AntiFacebooker! If I don't call you, text you or e-mail you... I don't care about you!

AntiFacebooker by Jerome W Fraser April 12, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026