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Anti-clockwise

The way of left handed people. The opposite direction to how the little ticky things go on your spiderman themed wristwatch.

Many things go anti-clockwise, however to list them would make the world implode.

Craig: "That girl was seriously hot! It's a shame that she walks around that lamp post in an anti-clockwise fashion."

David: "To be fair.. she is left handed."

Craig: "Urgh..."
Anti-clockwise by Jeffrey Douglas February 10, 2007
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Anti Clockwise Licks 

When the lubliest ting you ever seen gets a hold of stray cats for the moiniest licks you’ve ever seen tru god bless my nan
Liam does whatever the fuck he wants then gives the cat anti clockwise licks on the neck

Anti Clockwise Licks 

When the lubliest of cings gets their hands on a stray cat to give the moiniest lick of its life tru god
Liam gave out the lubliest anti clockwise licks

do it anti clockwise 

when ones tongue vigorously caresses ones anal cavity in the anti clockwise direction.

Anti-Cockwise 

To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?

Bill: No ... I'm a man.

Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!

Anti-cockwise 

In a given activity, women will be expected to go first.
1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she could maintain the lead.

2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.
Anti-cockwise by ChrisO_D January 6, 2007

anticlockwise 

If your hair goes anticlockwise then you are gay.
anticlockwise by Tom & Jeff November 25, 2007
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