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Academy for Medical Science Technology aka Anxiety Meltdown Stress-induced Trauma where no one gives a flying strain of HPV about you unless you win a major research competition. No one knows anything actually med related so god help you if you get injured around one of us. But hey at least we know how to pipette 20 microliters of water into a weigh boat! Half of us don't even want to go to med school and would probably be terrible doctors cause all we do is memorize and forget everything .00002 seconds after the test. Its probably because we take like 14 classes, half of which don't even count for the GPA. And then admin gives every light weight academy trips half way across the world except for us. (@ businASS) All we got was a trip half way across the school to see a two million dollar microscope that nobody as touched. Teachers make us weed outside because it "teaches us about plants" and clean classrooms for thirty percent of our yearly average. If you don't take 5 extra APs and IBs junior and senior year, you're looked down upon. But if you take all of them you're crazy and a try hard. TBH med is horrible but the people are hella lit and make boss ass quizlets. P.S. we are the best
"man i really hate myself !"
"you should join AMST"

"you are the most incompetent group of AMST freshman I have ever met in my 15 years of teaching Introduction to Experimental Science! You can't even drop a ruler right!"

"I can curve your grades but not your intelligence!"

"Oh what academy are you going into?"
"AMST"
"lol junior year is going to be hell for you!"
AMST by the best academy April 25, 2017
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Amsterdam Traffic Light 

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!

Amsterdamnesia 

Amnesia from Amsterdam, the finest string you'll ever find. For non believers: go check it out.
Cough, cough, cough, dude this amnesia tastes even better and stronger than usual!
- Yea of course bro, it's amsterdamnesia...
Amsterdamnesia by 420/7 November 11, 2011

simon amstell 

very, very, very funny guy from england, co-hosts the best program ever popworld, he is cooler than you and wears transformer jumpers etc.
oh look popworlds on
simon amstell by secret person. March 31, 2005

Amsterdam whoopee cushion 

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

The Amsterdam Hash King 

A now famous folk hero, in his still virile seventies, who once travelled all about in his ‘66 Volkswagen van, hangin’ out and lightin’ up with all the beautiful women he left in his wake.
I remember that handsome, red-bearded Viking, we called him “The Amsterdam Hash King;” I ran my fingers through his long locks more than once!

Amsterdamaged 

When in Amsterdam, you succumb to the available comodities, (i.e any drugs worth mentioning, intense clubs, crazy prostitution) and are severely burnt out, requiring a lengthy period of recovery.
My brother just got back from Holland, and he seems pretty amsterdamaged. I dont think he'll be going to work tomorrow.
Amsterdamaged by Mr2Fanatic September 21, 2005
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