ACOC 

Airline Checkin Obsessive Compulsive. Someone who obsessively seeks to obtain the lowest Airline Checkin position possible on airlines using festival seating.

The hallmark of a true Airline Checkin Obsessive Compulsive is the desperate, and unsolicited, need to assist others in the pursuit of the lowest Flight Checkin position. Persons with advanced stages of ACOC have been known to orchestrate elaborate Web Checkin processes at their places of work. These situations often involve the redirection of personnel from their normal tasks, usually at company expense disproportionate to the benefit of those involved.

You really used half your staff to perform Web Checkin for four people? You're ACOC.

ACOC by John Minijars October 10, 2012

aloC-acoC 

By Brand New, this song was featured as the B-side on their single, "Sowing Season (Yeah)."

With Jesse Lacey's poignant lyrics and excellent voice, this song is a must-have for Brand New fans.

Brand New fans will enjoy "aloC-acoC."

"Your patient died, you can take the night off."

aloC-acoC by qui scribit bis legit March 19, 2007

aloc acoc 

(a-lock ack-oak)
slang for climax. When during sex, a person reaches their most stimulated point.

"She reached aloc acoc way too quick"

aloc acoc by Joe Ward January 21, 2006

acocunt 

A web-whoops, where the intended word was "account" but the fingers were faster than the brain, and the brain forgot to spell-check.

Very bad if you do it in a business letter and do not correct it, leaves the customer wondering: "What's an Aco cunt?"

(Also sounds like it may be a really unpleasant coconut.)

Dear Mr Jones,

We have recently reviewed your acocunt.....Please bring your acocunt up to date immediately!

acocunt by LabMom November 3, 2009

acock

defined a huge dousche bag. often steels peoples girls. flexes a lot, usually adopted, LOVES ugly girls, impresses ANY girl regardless of unattractiveness, makes terrible jokes,lies a shit load, wears a bluetooth while biking in own neighborhood, trys to but cant smoke weed, uses hyperboles on self.

TIMES USED
Dude ur being a huge acock.
I can not believe you just hit your own mother... Fucking acock

WHAT AN ACOCK WOULD SAY
acock-Hey man you wanna comeover and check out my cars?
guy- sure how many cars do u have?
acock- a bunch man!
guy- how many?
acock-...2

an acock sees a plate of food
acock-- thats fucking beautiful... but not as much as insert uggo here

guy accidently bumps into an acock at a grocery store
guy- dude sorry I didnt mean to
acock- god damn it! watch where ur fucking you dick!

an acocks mom calls him and tells him to go home while the acock is at a party with uggos
mom- hey honey, you need to go home its late
acock- can i have a ride ho
mom- dont call me that and yeah you can
acock- nah fuck it bitch!!! ima run home!
mom- watch ur language! im telling ur father
acock- (rips off shirt) u gott catch me!

acock by solly94 May 23, 2010

acockalypse 

The end of the world for your penis. Usually when experiencing sub zero temperatures.

I thought it was the acockalypse, when I jumped in the creek.

acockalypse by schweeby May 19, 2014

Acocunt 

a lousy typo that can get you kicked out of certain non-cussing sites because you forgot to spell check xD

"I'll be back, im going to go check my other acocunt"

Acocunt by Kokoro-chan September 9, 2011