A cleeb is when you let your friends know that you'll be back in a bit, but instead appear after 7 hours instead of the intended 5-10 minutes.
John: Hey man i'm gonna go get a drink i'll be back in a bit

Gilbert: Oh man he's totally pulling a cleeb
by trafalgar47 June 3, 2021
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Noun; A Home Remedy.Origin:Canadian, The Word was Created by a Mr. Boothe and a Mr. Fournier when the proper word was forgotten
Man you look sick, this Cleebes will fix you up!
by Noct December 23, 2004
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"so brad how was talking to your old girlfriend?"

"she made it so cleeb!"
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"yeah Carlos is always being such a cleeb"
by Nicolas claveria January 31, 2009
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A Cleeb is considered to be the abrasive skin opening around a womans cervix. Narrow neck liked passage below the uterus
I ejaculated directly into her Cleeb
Or
I found traces of her Cleeb under my fingernails
by SKOooOCH January 6, 2019
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