People named Wesley are the sexiest people around, they always brighten up your day and turn you on just by listening to their voice or seeing their body or face. They have the most amazing singing voice that can make you nut in just a second and also are incredibly smart. Just having them tutor you for an hour will help your grades go up by 15 percent. They are exceptionally good at math and science and always get full marks in tests. Especially in EOY English tests. They have the sexiest Moustaches and are the tallest and manliest and hottest men out there. They are most compatible with Ruth's but they are extremely weak against Marcy's and Tasty's.
Person 1: Oh my god is he a Wesley? I heard they're very nice in bed. Person 2: He's mine don't even look at him. Person 1: Keep dreaming we both know we have no chance with him because we're not a Ruth.
by Wesleyissexy October 15, 2023
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A lying and manipulative bitch. He will make you always feeling at fault when he’s just treating you like shit. He will never admit when he’s wrong. And will straight up disrespect you.
Oh how are you and wesley doing?
You don’t want to know…. bad things
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wesley is the boy to have
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*Wesley sees Spencer*
Spencer: Lemme F*ck you daddy
Wesley: Aight bet
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Wesley is a person that belongs with a Joan. He's had a sketchy past but is trying to get on the mend . His biggest downfall is what he thinks makes him great but it's simply "clear" he's a better man without it. His Joan adores him and usually is panicking because Wesley's don't talk to often so it's unsettling . He belongs with a Joan. N they make one another better people together.
Wow where is that Wesley's Joan? Idk or thi k she does either Wesley's don't speak such things aloud usually.
by WesleysJoan November 8, 2023
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Person1: That Wesley kid!
Person 2: yeah I heard he’s gay

Person:3 so he likes guys?
Person: 2 yeah!
by R.ca1t October 3, 2021
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