by coachdexter September 22, 2023
The New Jersey Sponge is sometimes a last ditch effort to conceal a lady's period and other times is a sexual act for those who enjoy food in the bedroom. It consists of taking a Twinkie and placing it inside of the vagina. This sexual act is not for the faint of heart as it runs the risk of an increased chance of yeast infection.
Michelle frantically dug through her travel bag, she only had a few minutes to get back to the boardroom for the meeting, she was horrified to find that she would need to resort to the New Jersey Sponge technique.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
Julie was excited about Bradley coming over later, she knew he had a thing for food and was hoping to try out the steamy new maneuver she read about on Urban Dictionary, it's called the New Jersey Sponge, and it is H O T.
by Expert $Ex Machine November 18, 2020
Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.
They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
by PGG February 3, 2017
1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.
Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.
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