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4/20/69

The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.
Grandpa: Sonny, remind me what day is it?
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.
by truddle September 22, 2020
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4/20/69

The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.
4/20/69: *exists*

god: I have a meeting

Area 51: *lets Shrek and all of his alien friends go.*
by crack head 64 September 26, 2019
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Article 4.20.69.0E

A T.O.S update from Outlast Trials indicating a new change towards their t-bagging rules of etiqutte updated 2.12.2026 2200hrs reading:
"thou shalt not squat onto foes, no matter the woe, or hath place bodily limbs in such a way to show dissmay, unless hath received sway for such the display"
HiddenRider was called eccentric for stating the update Article 4.20.69.0E, but little did everyone know, the next t-bag they did in trial would be their last.
by hiddenrider February 21, 2026
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4/20/2069 4:20 AM

by qwerty69420 September 16, 2020
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69 420

Person: 69 420
Other person: nice
by Ack20 October 23, 2019
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69,420,666

69,420,666 is the nicest number you can have, unless you add more numbers but why would you mess up this Mona Lisa of a number.
Tim: what’s 34,710,333 times 2
Hitler Stalin: 69,420,666
Random guy in back: HAH,NICE 😂
Tim: Go away Normie
Hitler Stalin: I will send you to the Concentration Gulag.
by 69, nice September 25, 2019
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4:20 2069 4/20

The day god will come down from heaven and smoke a blunt with the boys
I can’t wait till 4:20 2069 4/20 !
by Aids— — August 22, 2019
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