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The most precious day in future history because the funny weed number and the funny sex number come together. There'll be a bunch of old farts that freak out on this day and the younger generation won't know what's going on.
Grandpa: Sonny, remind me what day is it?
Grandson: April the twentieth
Grandpa: And what year?
Grandson: 2069
Grandpa: Today's the day! 4/20/69! Pass me the bong.
4/20/69 by truddle September 22, 2020
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The day all memes will come to life and god will descend from heaven and pop some pills with the boys.
4/20/69: *exists*

god: I have a meeting

Area 51: *lets Shrek and all of his alien friends go.*
4/20/69 by crack head 64 September 26, 2019

Article 4.20.69.0E

A T.O.S update from Outlast Trials indicating a new change towards their t-bagging rules of etiqutte updated 2.12.2026 2200hrs reading:
"thou shalt not squat onto foes, no matter the woe, or hath place bodily limbs in such a way to show dissmay, unless hath received sway for such the display"
HiddenRider was called eccentric for stating the update Article 4.20.69.0E, but little did everyone know, the next t-bag they did in trial would be their last.
Article 4.20.69.0E by hiddenrider February 21, 2026

4/20/2069 4:20 AM 

4/20/2069 4:20 AM. Fuck me
4/20/2069 4:20 AM by qwerty69420 September 16, 2020
Person: 69 420
Other person: nice
69 420 by Ack20 October 23, 2019

69,420,666

69,420,666 is the nicest number you can have, unless you add more numbers but why would you mess up this Mona Lisa of a number.
Tim: what’s 34,710,333 times 2
Hitler Stalin: 69,420,666
Random guy in back: HAH,NICE 😂
Tim: Go away Normie
Hitler Stalin: I will send you to the Concentration Gulag.
69,420,666 by 69, nice September 25, 2019

4:20 2069 4/20

The day god will come down from heaven and smoke a blunt with the boys
I can’t wait till 4:20 2069 4/20 !
4:20 2069 4/20 by Aids— — August 22, 2019
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