Someone who is just downright mentally disabled. Probably named Jackson. They aren't funny, but think they are. There peak was 100% in Middle School.
"When is your birthday?"
"October 1st"
"That makes sense"
by LegendOfSagg September 15, 2020
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A lot of people would use this in headings when they're starting an annual event.
by Sam Washington December 15, 2017
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seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.
kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know
by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021
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A battle that took place in Puxi, China which lasted from 69 A.D. to 69 B.C.. The Jia dynasty launched cvm attacks on the Fei dynasty which led to the counter-offense with 69,000 sellers and kidnappers. The war ended with the Fei dynasty capturing Jiazhou and executing King Feifei Jia.
The 1st Jiafei war destroyed the Great Cvm Fort in Jiazhou killing 69,000,000 productors.
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A star player that was drafted with the intent to carry an entire team on his back, but Is more interested on the off field advantages of being a stud athlete.
Jay Cutler is the OG 1st rounder. So much talent, but man, that guy does not Careeeeee about fucking anything!

It finally looked like the team was destined for a championship, but their two new 1st round draft picks Swede and Levi just wanted to be 1st round booze bags.

That devin kid just doesn't have what it takes to be a 1st rounder. No wonder he ended up as a sophomore year walk on when the team lost 4 players to the meazels.
by Straight Cash Homie March 23, 2017
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