Few people have ever made it to 113th base, and even fewer have done all 112 of the predecessors. In order to achieve the legendary 113th base, you must find and retrieve the fabled Sword of Gamelon and kill the nearest person named Fred. After doing that, locate a woman named Susan and stab her. After that, fuck the hole that you have made.
Person 1: "Dude, I got to 113th base on Thursday."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."
Person 2: "The FBI are already on the way you sick fuck."
by Skewber April 26, 2017