n. (wŭn-pŭmp)
1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.
2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.
1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.
2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.
by JQF2.0 November 27, 2010
Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"
by My Parents Died April 28, 2022