🍑🍆 

It’s a peach and eggplant, T̶o̶t̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ and ass/butt/anal
Awkward

Jerry-I like 🍑🍆 want some for dinner, i’ll cook it tonight

Hannah- I thought we were just friends though...
Jerry- we are
Hannah- then why u ask for rape
Jerry- huh?
Hannah- I mean we can but you have to promise not to tell
Jerry- Where do you live?
Hannah- Censored
Later at Hannah’s house..
🍑🍆
🔑💦💦🤤
*moan*
Hannah- Shit my parents are home
Moral Lesson: Don’t live with your parents

🍑🍆 by ThatOneHornyGuy🍑🍆 May 11, 2018

🍑🍆 

fuckboys use it in every sentence they use while texting

i want to 🍑🍆 you or i prefer anal🍑🍆

🍑🍆 by byemilk May 7, 2016

🍑🍆 

anal. specially used for when he wants to have sex but is to scared to say it, or your parents can see your messages.

(CAUTION: PLEASE DONT HAVE SEX BELOW THE AGE OF; WHENEVER YOURE MARRIED)

i want to have 🍑🍆

🍑🍆 by byemilk August 24, 2016

🍑🍆 

1.bro she wants to fuck 2.anal

i want to 🍑🍆

🍑🍆 by byemilk August 24, 2016

No 🍑🍆 Before Consent

This is a very important rule to live by even though some of you wont ever get the chance because you cannot pull bitches.

"Wow, is it true that there is No 🍑🍆 Before Consent?"
"Yeah, thats why we say it"

No 🍑🍆 Before Consent by Okeyday May 24, 2022