*shifty eyes* 

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

*shifty eyes* by mtc28 April 13, 2004

shifty eyes 

When someone avoids eye contact by looking left and right alternatingly very fast which arouses supicion of being shifty

I dont trust him man, he's been doing the shifty eyes all day.

shifty eyes by coinroller July 28, 2007

shifty eyes 

kind of creepy look that slightly turns you on.

Natalie definitely got shifty eyes from the hottie at the bar last night.

John and Alison were giving each other shifty eyes during lab.

shifty eyes by sandymaple September 10, 2010

shifty eyes 

Unfaithful eyes. When someone is in a relationship, but they cant keep their eyes from wandering, and checking out other people.

His shifty eyes kept him from ever being in a long-term relationship.

shifty eyes by Katie5 September 19, 2011

The dog with the shifty eyes 

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

The dog with the shifty eyes by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008

The dog with the shifty eyes 

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

The dog with the shifty eyes by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008