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"cover me" 

"cover me"

something you say when you are trying to light a joint or a cigarette and the wind is blowing too hard so it's hard to keep the lighter on and instead of actually blocking the wind by hovering over their face, you hover over their private parts
tanya: omfg hurricane katrina status right now... "cover me"
mike: *throws a towel over her boobs*
"cover me" by snootch87 August 20, 2008
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Cover Me I'm Reloading 

AI quote from Call of Duty, used by teammate characters in multiplayer games. This is ridiculous being that it takes 2 seconds to reload, and if you use Sleight of Hand, you will be done reloading before your character finishes asking for cover.
Man that noob is SPRAYING with the UMP

Task Force 141 - "Cover me I'm reloading"

cover me with sunshine 

Alternate method of saying “Cover me with cum”
John: Cover me with sunshine ~~
Dani: Ok where at what time

stroke-me-clover 

phrase coined by paddy troy

an irish call for an orgie

see also stroke
Paddy the leprechaun:Stroke me clover!
Luke the leprechaun:IL KNIFE ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKIN KNOCKEYS

no me gusta comer caca 

The phrase 'no me gusta comer caca' means that 'you have been played'. Don't look it up.
One might say one has been played by another. But a true genuous would ejaculate 'no me gusta comer caca'.

me gusta comer gatito!!!1! 

Me quiero comer a tu vieja 

This is a spanish sentence. When you put it in a translator, it says "I want to eat your old lady", but it is a common phrase used in Argentina to say hello. Try to use it when u talk to an argentinian.
A:Hola!
B:Me quiero comer a tu vieja!
A:Como estas?