Friends off

When your friend says some messed up shit

Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude

by Barry’sPpSucc123 April 08, 2018

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Jack off revenge

Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.

I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.

by Lalake tt August 20, 2018

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Turned-off Taco

A soft shelled taco. AKA: burrito. The opposite of a turned-on taco.

My turned-off taco was so delicious and filled to the max!

by TacoKink January 24, 2019

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Bro off

When 2 bros want the same girl and they compete to see who the better bro is

Looks like we're gonna have a bro off.

by Midnight Writer February 01, 2021

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Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 05, 2021

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