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Freaky Monkey Butt Love

The act of anal sex, with a partner that when finished throws the inevitable poop at hapless onlookers.
Man, you missed some freaky monkey butt love at the park; I almost got hit!!!!!
by The Sugar Shack October 10, 2011
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i love poo poo

wen thers a bunch poo living in ur BELLY!!!!!!! then u cant poo it out nd it guts stuck in ur uterus nd wen u wanna have a child u cant bc thers too much poo in the way!!!! but then u get pregnant nd during labor u spend 28 hours gettin tht poo poo out of u!!! then the baby smells like poo poo!!!!!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE POO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT MY WIFE HAS IT IN HER BIG FAT PREGNANT BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THE BABY SMELLS LIKE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I love you Schwindas

A state of drunken emotional intensity in which you love everyone, including Schwinda, whoever that may be.
Rhonda: I laaaaavvveee you. I laave everyone. I laaave my drinnk, I laave my hand holding the drink... I laaaaaavee it alll!
Natasha:Oh girrrrl. Here we go again! She's got the I love you Schwindas.
by Tashatatatatata March 31, 2011
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78 my love handles

I want you to 78 my love handles so hard tonight.
by swamp log November 2, 2020
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jimmy cagney love scene

any scene from a jimmy cagney movie where he lets the other guy live.
when arnold stops before finishing off the predator, it was almost a jimmy cagney love scene. until the whole nuclear explosion part.
by thestig863 September 28, 2011
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TRUE LOVE

The kind of love everyone wants but it doesn’t exist fairytales make that possible
True love I knew I had it

true love it was mine all mine

true love if I get it back I’ll never let it go this time
by THEYSMARTGUY January 12, 2019
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lamb chop love hole

to grasp the love shaft of your partner while making sheep noises
samantha really loved that mans lamb chop love hole
by jay adkins August 6, 2007
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