Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 03, 2013

crayped off

Someone that isnt attractive to you, other words some one who is so ugly u feel digusted when you see them.

you see a boy, but he's ugly you would say,"errrh man, he's crayped off".

by $elena T June 28, 2006

Love off our ting

1) I don’t actually know what this means

2) A strange phrase used by some man from west London that seemingly has no meaning

Why you tryna love off our ting?

by P$$Y DE$TROYER69 February 18, 2022

Get off my dick

Another way of saying "leave me the fuck alone"

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick

by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024

get off my dick

Meaning dont kiss up to me . Can also be said like get off is dick

Meek: Oh my gosh homie your album views is so sick like it's secretly my life
Drake: Get off my Dick my n***a

by Seven.klza December 24, 2017

rip off bruce lee

its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee

my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass

by 我会踢你的屁股 February 03, 2020

off bay

1. keeping things off-bay is to steer clear from things that constantly disrupt you or try to stop you.

2. basically at bay... but off is better.

I'm keeping my negative thoughts off bay so that I can finally be happy.

by 3.12.15.21.4.ix February 28, 2023