Sex on Legs Day

This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February

Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

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Sex Gods Day

On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.

Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day

Me: Woohoo sex gods day

Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god

by Kalicia7 December 25, 2020

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wedding sex pyramid

From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.

I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.

by PDXTabs March 12, 2021

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Sex Offender Saturday

When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.

Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.

by XxxwaltonxxX March 12, 2021

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Lifestyle Revenge Sex

Lifestyle Revenge Sex occurs when a person's significant other in the lifestyle cheats on them. The two people who were cheated on then arrange to do the same without the knowledge of the two cheaters. Only after completing the act do they tell the other two. Alternatively the two, who were wronged, make the other two watch and are not allowed any other interaction during the act or afterwards.

Joe: It was only a birthday gift.
Karla: It was my birthday...
Yasmeen + Pablo: Happy belated Lifestyle Revenge Sex birthday!

by RabitInDaHoe April 13, 2021

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