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Baby kabobs

Something you can make with a baby you just barbequed.
Christian girl- What is that you're grilling?

Devil Worshipper- Baby kabobs, you want one?

Christian Girl- I'm calling the police and child protective services on you, amd later on I'm going to have a deep and meaningful conversation with Jesus about you and tell him all the wrongs you did, you should be ashamed of yourself, you're a coward and I can see why you are single.

Devil Worshipper- I wouldn't advise that, and besides, what is child protective services gonna do about this baby now, eat some baby kabobs with me? I just scooped up the babies that were still in the same spot they were hours before when I saw them last, because I knew they'd end up being stupid if they got to grow up, the ones that weren't still there escaped getting smoked on my grill, so I'm helping population growth decline steadily by what I'm doing, and you think it's so cowardly of me. What are you doing about population growth?
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
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friendship baby

a baby adopted by two friends who are very close and hug but are not in a sexual relationship. usually two girls or a a girl and a boy
MY SISTER MIFFY AND HER FRIEND LILY ADOPTED A FRIENDSHIP BABY THEY TAKE CARE OF IT TOGHETER
by GRAXXON January 6, 2022
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sugar baby

A (usually) young woman found on sites like www.sugarchance.com
My sugar baby took all my money now I'm bankrupt
by JaneRRRRR January 7, 2022
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fordsie baby

fordsie baby like the best boyfriend ever yesh c:
lookie that big ol fordsie baby
by jordsiesbaby January 9, 2022
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Babi

Babi Mean You So Pro In Game And You So Handsome
You So Babi In Game
by joshuail January 11, 2022
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Babi

Babi is an compliment/confess to your couple that we always use in Malaysia that means pretty or beautiful
1(compliment for couple) Aiman: Babe u looks so beautiful like BABI😍

2(confess) Luqman: u..i like you from the start bc your attitude and your looks same like BABI..will you be my gf?😔
by suinotfoundXD January 11, 2022
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Baby Batter Spreader

Originating from the Aba and Preach Video "WE NEED A PARENTING LICENSE. DaBaby & DaniLeigh are 🤡" . It is defined as a man who impregnates a plethora of women.
Person 1: "Yo you remember Danny from high school?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what about him?"
Person 1: "I heard he a Baby Batter Spreader now. Hella kids"
Person 2: "What the fuck are you talkin' about?"
by Correi Kamir January 14, 2022
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