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no one thinks you're funny

1) Stupid insult online that you can backtalk to immediately
2) There is nothing you can do if told this in real life. Have a response memorized? Too bad, you're going to embarrass yourself.
"stfu meatrider29 no one thinks you're funny"
"how's meadow road?"

"Dude, no one thinks you're funny, stfu"
Suicide
by subway572572 September 28, 2023
mugGet the no one thinks you're funnymug.

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.
According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.
by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024
mugGet the The one testicle postulationmug.

cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri
Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?
by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019
mugGet the cold blue onemug.

Yer one

Used to refer to someone you can't remember or don't know the name of, most commonly heard in Ireland.

It can refer to anyone, but it's mostly used to refer to women, as the female equivalent of 'yer man'.

Sometimes spelt/pronounced as 'yer wan'
Person 1: Sure dija see yer one at the pub the other day?

Person 2: Yer man's bird? I thought she was on her holliers
Person 1: Yeh sure she's only gone and fecked off wit yer fella, an' not a word to the poor lad, sure he's heartbroken but i didn't tell you that.
Person 2: sure jaezus, what a slag
by servvo1 December 21, 2021
mugGet the Yer onemug.

One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
mugGet the One Beer Assholemug.

grindin' one out

Masturbating to the point where you're basically grinding your penis
"Bro, did you SEE Tyler grindin' one out? That dude's nasty!"
by RaresGheorghiu February 1, 2021
mugGet the grindin' one outmug.

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