Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:

-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots

by Chepillon April 12, 2019

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

One eye closed pic

If somebody sends you a A picture with one close eye It means they trust you with their life

For example “ Just got a one eye closed pic from Emma I now know she trusts me”

by Thicker that 🤭 May 30, 2022

One chance

One chance is a underground music collective that includes members from all over the world such as sebby, CJ808, clay10, tenkay, GOLDENGUAPS, nyli, dollhouse, jtxpo, 1ksol, cru, phreshboyswag, rodneyy, redcoat, st47ic, ssh1be, cranes, xaviersobased, zuro, Kenocide, zayguapkid and glost, one chance also goes by the name 1c34 and 1c as they rep the number 34.

Do you fw one chance?

by Xavi...lopez February 13, 2025

One Songer

An Uber rider with a ride that is so short it barely lasts longer than one song on the radio.

After 3 One Songers in a row, Maurie turned his app off and drove to another area, hoping for more profitable rides.

by slore65 January 22, 2025

One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010