hot ass

What you get when you decide to hold a match up to your asscrack, you've eaten a lot of beans and cabbage, and you decide to fart.

HOLY FUCK! That there hot ass burned down my house!

by HZ February 14, 2004

Ass Gerbil

What mike & co. are because they like to suck them

Mike & co. like to lick Gerbil ass

by Garrett bitch &co. October 5, 2003

ass bacon

1. clutz, a real jerk.
2. Sizzling moves that burn up the dance floor, ie., shaking your bottom like Neil Diamond.
3. one who is abnormally obsessed with mimes, Legos, AND the Dixie Chicks.

1. Dude, you are some serious ass bacon.

2. I couldn't help but notice your sweet dance moves....baby, that was some serious ass bacon!

3. Jeff Goldbloom.

by Trav's party July 2, 2006

ass attack

Being REALLY REALLY stoned, resulting in your ass falling asleep. See stoned

Dude, after smoking that blunt, I felt an ass attack coming on.

by Navras August 23, 2005

Ripping Ass

Ripping Ass is the action of torturing someone by farting in their face repeatedly until wet farts start to occur then lowering your ass on to the tortured persons face so they are forced to smell the farts that you are ripping from your ass

Can I start ripping ass in your face? One of my friends just started ripping ass in my face

by Mt824 October 31, 2016

eat ass

Is the same as analingus you retards. Just google analingus.

She was not opposed to ANALINGUS, or the act of EAT ASS.

by theRealNoodleMan June 2, 2019

ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."

ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003