national ass pic day

yo may 15th is national ass pic day
send an ass pic to you significant other to receive one back

girl #1: yo it’s national ass pic day, i should definitely send my gf an ass pic.
girl #2: i hear if you send an ass pic you receive one back

by imgayandilikefrogs May 14, 2022

National grab his dick

On may 16 grab his dick

National grab his dick

by Master Jew May 15, 2022

National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

National hickey day

On may 19 is when u give ur gf a hickey!<33

Her: Why would you do that?!!
Him: it’s national hickey day

by Kur0miii May 18, 2022

National show the homies your cock day

Show your cock to the homies!
May 18

Wow john did u see carls cock! That shit was hot!
I am so glad its National show the homies your cock day!

by nowomenonlydudes May 18, 2022

National tall person day

May 19th is national tall person day, thank a tall person for being tall

Hey it’s national tall person day! Get him!

by Jollytherancher May 19, 2022

National girlfriend day

national gf day is on may 22nd and on this day you should post and spoil your gf and if she’s ur gf that’s not ur gf yet MAKE HER YOUR GF THIS DAY!

national girlfriend day is when you should remind her of what she means to you

by minionluvr May 19, 2022