lent licking cock sucker

When you your girl sucks your dick like a Down syndrome patient sucking a lollipop.

you don’t have to suck my dick like a Down syndrome patience sucking a lollipop. You lent licking cock sucker

by alchemicwolf89 October 30, 2017

Space Force Cock Wallup

slapping of an limp cock on someone (usually a female), in a 'take that' kind of way. The most common place is the face and/or mouth, but a cock wallup can be given on any part of the body.

Beam me up Scotty or i will Space Force Cock Wallup you!

by Sgt Hugo Stiglitz October 20, 2022

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020

Big Fat Juicy Cock

A cock that is big fat and juicy

Wow man! You got a big fat juicy cock inside those shorts!
Wanna see it?!
Sure *gah gah gah*

by You smell like egg nog August 30, 2023

National Spongebob cock Day

December 6th - December 7th
Lest we forget the beast behind the briefs,
Spongebondage.

It cannot be used, it can only be known, National Spongebob cock day

by Jèsus52 December 6, 2021

Doctor Cock And Ball Torture

A certified Doctor who specializes in Cock And Ball Torture

Stephen Hawking had to go to Doctor Cock And Ball Torture to satisfy his needs in his dumb ass wheelchair

by lilsavage81401 September 4, 2019

Nick Markham Cock Gobble

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.

"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

by jas552 April 15, 2022