National Skip School Day

Evey 5th of October , skip school (well loads of ppl weren’t in so yk - ig) .

“Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”

by Human 😌 October 5, 2021

National losing balls day

June 8th is national losing balls day. Dedicated to all the girls out there who choked and accidentally swallowed some balls

You sucked them too hard they fell off!
Sorry! i accidentally chocked on them
well i guess today is national losing balls day!

by Hinkerdinker101 June 8, 2023

National punch Elliot day

Because Elliot is a dumbass everyone can punch him

Because max is strong Elliot is getting punched; therefore it is National punch Elliot day

by Billy bill32 November 20, 2021

piss nation

a horrible twitter group chat. Its most distinguished members are

- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco

anon: literally no one cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.
maryam: we all hate piss nation ffs 😂😂

by i like eating cats June 11, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

On February 17th guy or girl single or taken you can get your ass grabbed

“I’m thinking about grabbing Nina’s ass today since it’s National Grab Ass Day

by Pure Malice January 29, 2020

National Thigh Pic Day

National Thigh Pic Day is May 23 on this day you must send a thigh pic

Oh look its National Thigh Pic Day

by fluidphobia May 22, 2021

National Give an Owen Big Turks Day

On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.

Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!

by Ojoe May 21, 2024