A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.
by builtforspeed November 4, 2020
Get the Get to 270mug. Jamming out to Beyoncé
by Lolololilololololi December 5, 2014
Get the Getting your Beyoncé onmug. When you tell someone to "go to work", instead of fooling around to get money, or when they are wasting their time
by thraxxx September 19, 2020
Get the get to pullmug. I am getting yanged after this postdoc. Hopefully, I will get a couple of adjunct positions at the local community colleges in the fall.
by teezzy October 20, 2012
Get the Getting yangedmug. by The original Juve January 22, 2016
Get the get grizzlymug. by ayemanigga June 6, 2017
Get the get that moneymug.