National Michael day

March 12th this is the day where all the Michaels unite to share their love of sex crimes, kids, beating women and maths

Hey you know it's national Michael day I'm gonna go home and beat the Mrs while doing long division

by R/gallop March 12, 2022

National post urself day

March 13th. Blow up your story with you

National post urself day

by Nobody knows284 March 12, 2022

National Hug a girl day

Boys get to hug any girl and girls can’t do anything abo ut it

Boy: go hug her
you: why

boy: because it’s National Hug a girl day

by Huhs March 13, 2022

National Head Day

On March 13 is national give head day, meaning you can ask anybody for head even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

It’s national head day, get down and start sucking.

by KatoWmKiSt March 13, 2022

National DL Day

March 14th

to recognize the gay men who are downlow and not ready to come out yet , even tho some may give off the gay vibe , they try to keep a “ straight “ narrative.

“ Hey! It’s national DL day ! “

by gaywire March 13, 2022

National Hentai Month

National Hentai Month is April.

"OMG National Hentai Month is next month."
"No Way."

by Farptonius The Greedy March 15, 2022

National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.

Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.

by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022