Discord Mattress

A discord mattress is when a female of a discord server engages in sexual intercourse with more than one member of the discord in real life.

Ashley had sex with 4 guys from our discord server, Total discord mattress.

by TheWhittyOne September 08, 2023

United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks

Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)

by PalmTreeknowsWords May 07, 2022

Discord Admin Day

12 Dec is the day of discord admins
Ban Members and Mods for 24 hours ban relax

Discord Admin: Oh its 12 Dec
Discord Mod: Bro shut up
Discord Admin ?ban @Discord Mod
Happy Discord Admin Day

by December 11, 2020

Discord Admin Day

30 Dic
?ban @everyone

Discord Admin: ?ban @everyone
Discord Owner: Yo wtf

Discord Admin: Its Discord Admin Day
Discord Owner: ?ban @Discord Admin#6969

by Cosmic Zeppeli December 29, 2020

Discord Designer Day

On December 22nd, is Discord Designer Day. All Discord designers are to have a challenge where they must design the best thing by December 23rd. If they don’t participate, they are no longer a discord designer.

User: “I love being a discord designer!”
Admin: “You didn’t participate in Discord Designer Day.”
User: “oh crap.”

put back to verified noises

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

31. Are you real or are you a bot... select all the traffic lights.

32. Do not forget, forgive (not all the time)

33. Jesus did not forgive you

34. If it is on the internet there is porn of it.

34.1. No exceptions

35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made.

36. There will always be more drama than what you just saw.

37. Anime is cringe.

38. Today will be gone soon.

39. Pablo

40. All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions.

41. Old Discord was better

42. Ignore rule 2

Written by CanBeChucky

"The Rules of Discord"

The Rules of Discord (Pt 2)

The Rules of Discord
Shall not be Tampered with
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"

by CanBeChucky January 01, 2022

kinky on discord

Kinky on discord usually goes by the tag kinky#0001 and can be found in .gg/known

omg have you talked to kinky on discord recently

by kinky00001 May 31, 2022