This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.
The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 18, 2011
He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025
People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.
Girl: what's that on your dick?
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!
by sex kitten 69 February 29, 2016
You fucking trophy wanker
by Thecreatorofthedictonariy January 18, 2020
by Louiemonte09 April 28, 2014
Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?
Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.
by doctordual639 March 01, 2024