Vegan

Shut up simon

Shut up simon, stop having a hissy fit about veganism

by Stop Fighting September 12, 2022

Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.

"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"

by Sniderbee February 9, 2014

Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!”

by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024

Sex Vegan

Also "sexual vegan", "dick vegan" or similar.

A gynophile (heterosexual) man. Someone who doesn't like (man-)meat, and is often, but not always, compulsively averse to animal proteines, gyms and stable relationships.

1.) Straight men are like the vegans of sexual orientations.

2.) How do you know if a man is a Sex Vegan? - Don't worry, he'll tell you.

by kaesesocke June 2, 2019

Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

Vegans

One of the most annoying and obnoxious groups of people, they always tell you you shouldn't eat meat. They have invalid arguments and disingenuous opinions. They always bitch about killing farm animals, when they literally do nothing for us but become delicious food. Vegans literally eat the animals' food. They always talk about saving the planet and the environment, where if everyone went vegan, there wouldn't be enough plants to produce enough oxygen for the planet. Vegans are malnourished and don't get enough protein or vitamin B12. Oh, and we all know who That Vegan Teacher is. Yeah, she's the worst.

Vegans, vegans. If you love animals so much, then why do you eat all of their food?

by Random Words & Definitions July 20, 2025