Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did
"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"
by Dr sylvester stalin July 08, 2018
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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D February 28, 2016
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vaginal conceit

a woman's belief that all she has to do is show up and take off her clothes when she is having sex, as opposed to actually moving.
Her vaginal conceit is off the chain. She doesn't move at all during sex.
by drbillyg March 19, 2014
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vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
by DigginBalls September 18, 2021
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vaginal weave

An activity involving the manipulation and placement of two or more womens labia (may be the outer and/or inner) of their vaginas together, one atop of the other weaving them together. Similar to the male version of DOCKING.
From the vaginal weave position, the two girls could literally french braid their pubic hair together.
by TheBlueScout December 20, 2016
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vaginal cream

It’s apt reward for clit lickers.
Quality vaginal cream is best reward for fucking clit-lickers
by Scimitar May 07, 2022
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vaginal dick

A male reproductive organ that looks like a dick with a vagina at the end of it. While very rarely do people contract the "vaginal dick" naturally, sometimes it is necessary for medical situations when the person needs to have really kinky sex stories to convince his/her doctor to cure his/her std's because their poor as fuck and can't hold down a job at McDonald's because they don't serve crab.
Doctor: "I'm sorry George! You're just too broke-ass to pay for this aids removal surgery!"
George: "Well, last night I whipped out my vaginal dick and fucked 3 dudes and 7 chicks because I could!"
Doctor: "Well shit! In that case, here's your $10 aids-removal kit!"
by SidedVirus Verbage July 06, 2018
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