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vaginal termites

When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
by DigginBalls September 17, 2021
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Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.
Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.
by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023
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Vaginal Voyager

Someone who travels by boat for the sole purpose of eating thine puthsaayyy
"Her pussy was so good, she had her own Vaginal Voyager"
by Strawberryxdefinitions August 11, 2023
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vaginal septum

Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.
Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?

Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.
by idomybig1asalways April 8, 2024
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vagines

a vagines is a mix between a vagina and a penis
is he a tomboy? nah he has a vagines so he's french
by blob_the_fish March 17, 2022
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Vaginitis Battyee

An ailment that causes a man to start growing a moistie where their balls used to be. Causes include fear of losing to a superior competitor and fear of the pussy whip.
Dane told his friends that he could not come out tonight because he had to do his washing. At this point there was two loud pops and a sudden rush of moistness in his underderps. He had indeed come down with the dreaded Vaginitis Battyee Disease.
by Hman April 18, 2008
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Vaginal Vanguard

Someone who conquers pussies all over the land, much like nazi germany did
"Today i crossed paths with the Vaginal Vanguard. All women in that room left without their virginity"
by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018
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