When some queen puts glitter in the fisting lube and leaves your bioluminescent butthole sharting glitter for a week.
Strobe’s unicorn pussy captivated a large audience at last month’s fisting party. The guy stretching him open was tripping on shrooms and claimed that the hole spoke to him and revealed the meaning of life.
by Strobesauce May 22, 2023
Get the Unicorn Pussymug. by Tiny Kittenz March 20, 2019
Get the Virtual Unicornmug. When someone develops a superiority complex due to being convinced they have the perfect mix of attractiveness and personality.
This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
This fallacy often develops an arrogant attitude with a misplaced sense of self-righteousness that leads to people disliking them.
Why is she treating people like shit and telling them how hot and awesome she is?
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
Bro, unicorn fallacy!
by Me Three 5 eight October 8, 2019
Get the Unicorn Fallacymug. When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.
Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.
by anonymous January 23, 2023
Get the Unicorn talkmug. by 73JT August 12, 2022
Get the Unicorn Pissmug. At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011
Get the Mike The Unicornmug. I was so scarred after I walked in on my roomate , while her and her boyfriend was doing the unicorn glitter.
by Joker_Girl42 January 13, 2017
Get the Unicorn Glittermug.