hide-a-hit

A device made from one or more gas mask canisters in which to exhale when smoking weed. The military grade canister filters trap any and all smoke and odors.

A perfected iteration of the "paper towel tube and dryer sheets" model, and an absolute must for any DL stoner.

Kevin: "Man, how come Josh's apartment never smells like weed? He smokes ALL THE TIME."

Jake: " 'cause he always uses his hide-a-hit, bro. He invented it, after all."

by Mercynary(kik) March 7, 2017

Hit Dice

Hit dice means hell ya or damn right

Or fuck yeah

I got my plug to deliver my zips. This never happens so I said “hit dice”’.

by PCOMBZ March 13, 2021

hit the hills

To flee.

Yeah, you should hit the hills before they come back.

by ekybeavis July 16, 2020

hit that jimmy

to hit on a man in a sexual manner

Girl 1: That guy is so hot!
Girl 2: I know, I'm about to go hit that jimmy!

by bighoss101 February 4, 2015

friendship hit

The last possible hit of a bong after people think it's cashed which you give to someone to prove their friendship to you.

ex 1:

MacLovin': Is that tots cashed?
Caitlin: There's a friendship hit in there.
MacLovin': *cough cough cough*

ex 2:

Caitlin: Is that tots k-ed?
MacLovin': Are you my friend?
(Caitlin is).

by MacLovin' April 9, 2008

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020