Republican

A) A really stupid person who thinks they are owning the system by being racist and hating gay people instead of the CEO’s and billionaires that are actually causing the downfall of society.

B) A really cool person that hates unelected dictators and cosplayers.

I’m a republican I think the government is run by Jewish homosexuals that are trying to implement Marxism. Despite this I love Israel.

King Charles is a poopy head.

by Cats&dogsoveromingdifferences June 1, 2024

Pawntard Republicans

Any Republican that does not make enough money to get any benefits from their party and thus are used as a pawn to get the votes needed to pass tax breaks for the very rich.

Those hillbillies are Pawntard Republicans because they don’t make enough money for their party to even care about them.

by Slickcoug November 29, 2021

College Republican

The guys on college campuses who are responsible for the use and distribution of roofies (or Rohypnol) on college campuses and off-campus parties. Although they're always guilty of whatever horrid act they're accused of, they're rarely if ever held responsible, no matter how much evidence is brought against them (because of their daddies).

They are usually dressed like an 8-year-old participating in an Easter egg hunt at a country club and have some sort of run of the mill white name (i.e. Conner, Hunter, Brock, Cameron). Their favorite rapper is Post Malone because he's while and sponsored by Bud Light. Otherwise, they tend to listen to whatever is on the Top 40, refusing to leave out the N-word in singalongs.

"Who would have the caucacity to hold an all-lives-matter tiki torch rally on campus on MLK day?" "It's probably the college republicans celebrating that their Treasurer, Dakota Winthorp, only got a slap on the wrist after he was found responsible for all the roofies at that 'Fuck your holiday, THIS IS CHRISTMAS' party that had 15+ confirmed cases of date-rape"

by Honey Berry Backwood November 19, 2020