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beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
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Moon Goat

A baldheaded, slick back, no edges having, stomach hanging to her knees, flat foot size 12 shoe wearing, sleeping on your old mattress, think someone wants her man, jealous ass female
She’s a jealous ass MOON GOAT
by Little Ms. Petty Mack February 17, 2020
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Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.
Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."
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Moon Rod

Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.
Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.
by Digits__ July 29, 2020
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Noon to Moon

A criminally long shift lasting from Noon until Midnight or later.
Well, it looks like we’re working Noon to Moon tomorrow!!!!! #NTM
by madcastle September 7, 2020
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Moon Biscuit

"Moon Biscuit really was such a good guy. I wonder how he's doing up in space now"
by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 September 14, 2020
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Moon Luge

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!
Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!
by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012
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