6th January

Today is a very special day when you hum the mid-air today!!!

(Should be great fun)

Lad: *humps mid-air
Lad-2: What was that for?
Lad: 6th January??
Lad 2: Ohhh yeah! *humps mid-air

by EveryDayIsAGoodDay January 6, 2022

January 27

You have to do what your girlfriend says

Girl- you have to do what I say
Boy- what, why

Girl- cause it’s January 27
Boy- ohhhh

by Red stockman January 26, 2022

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

26 January

If you was born in this day you are a child of a god

“Are you fcking mirrin bruh”26 january

by SonOfZeus26 November 21, 2021

January 9th

These people are some of the best you will ever meet. They are hard workers, loving, sarcastic, kind, food sense of humor, and loyal to the core. They love inside jokes and usually are very artistic AND attractive. They are extremly determined and very successful. They love self care and fooooood. Most of the time of you ask them for a fun fact abt themselves, they'll say they were born the day after Elvis, which is pretty cool.

Keep in mind to not get on the bad side of a January 9th bby. They can beat you up and WILL kill you with kindness. Unless its a loved one they have no guilt or regret for there actions, and they KNOW how to use their words against you.

But if you ever find one of these precious people, keep them forever...and stay on there good side.

"Look there's Kaite!! She so kind and funny, did you know she was born on January 9th!!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020

No Juul January

Throughout the month of January, you cannot hit a Juul, otherwise you have the infinite gay. Those who follow No Juul January may Juul after January is over.

Bro 1. Hey bro, you didn't hit the Juul right? Otherwise you have infinite gay
Bro 2. Nah man, I'm staying true to No Juul January

by ComradeWithBigSad December 30, 2018

january 21

national have a movie date at home with your bf/gf day. cuddle on the couch and eat some popcorn :)

hay baby is january 21st come over and watch a movie with me while we eat popcorn and cuddle

by i’m the dumb one of the group January 21, 2022