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Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.
Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.
by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019
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Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
by MusicaB August 26, 2025
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love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
by kaliyuga September 11, 2020
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Full half burrito

Someone who is completely insane. Also batshit crazy. A total lunatic.
Supporters of the Orange Liberation Party have lost all contact with reality, they've gone full half burrito.
by Parker Ripley January 10, 2021
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outside burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 16, 2020
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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
by Theawsomudkip December 7, 2020
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