plastic sperm machine

adult human male

"hello there! how do you identity yourself? please?"
"well you see, i enjoy being know as a 'plastic sperm machine!"
"oh wow, thats honest! bye!"

by hairy poo bum willy heas March 27, 2021

chop sticks and sperm balls

When a girl uses her Boobs to play with your ball sack.

Jacob likes the move chop sticks and sperm balls!

by DubbyDzn January 3, 2014

Sperm

a white liquid that comes out of your pp when your uncle rubs it

she ate all of my sperm

by gaykid2618 August 8, 2020

Sperm burper

A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch

Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up

by Newspaper June 27, 2022

Sperm

• The unwanted product of copulation, makes babies.

- Joe, you have sperm on your face!
- That's because your mom doesn't swallow.

by kubik2233 March 21, 2017

waste of sperm

A dismissive term used to describe a person, thing, or situation

that isn’t worth the time, effort, or stress because it adds zero value and is ultimately irrelevant.

"Bro keeps arguing about pineapple on pizza like it’s a Supreme Court case, total waste of sperm."
"fuck her? Waste of sperm man"

by madhoundtitus September 11, 2025

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate semen from the penis.

The young man was feeling stressed out, so he decided to go to his room and sperm the worm to some smooth jazz.

by Hoodies on the beach July 11, 2016