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Sperm

A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
"Susie,go get Jacob! I need a little bit of his sperm. Im so hungry for it
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aerial sperm diffusion

aerial sperm diffusion is when sperm is put in the air and diffused. It can make it very easy to become pregnant.
Yo, I just got aerial sperm diffusioned all over this place. All these ladies are about to be pregnant.
by Bloopure April 1, 2024
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Sperm

Asher can no longer produce sperm due to him recently falling on his ballsack
by Asherslander May 12, 2023
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Bat sperm

Bat sperm is the term used for when a group of black men, usually thugs, form a circle jerk with a dead animal in the middle while wearing Batman merch creating a circle jerk; in hopes to create life outta their ejaculated corpse.
Boy: Yo we boutta bat sperm on this deer
Boy 2: Ok bro, lemme join?
Boy: yeah
by swagkid69420 March 1, 2021
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Sperm Tails

When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.
Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011
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Sperm circular file

I blew a huge load of jizz in that girls sperm circular file.
by Demitrious Octavion November 30, 2016
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cottage cheese sperm

I asked him to give me a smooth facial, but all I got was a face full of cottage cheese sperm.
by Lou Lou Lucifer December 13, 2024
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