Smash Wednesday

When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.

“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”

by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018

Smash and Crash

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.

My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.

by DrSatch May 10, 2020

keyboard smash

the reaction of a sub or bottom whenever you flirt or compliment them

Top: Hi cutie~
Bottom: tyfgyhuyftwyeguhev (keyboard smash)

by GulliDumbo April 30, 2023

smash the pan

to have a right good SHIT.

jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?

by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

smashing snake

Pressing your penis against a glass door or window.

Cmon Butters, quit smashing snake.

by Skankhunt422 November 12, 2016

Trokie Smash

(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore

- the epitome of a true manly man

- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky

(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial

Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash

My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!

by anon87674 September 5, 2013

Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 24, 2011