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Cumnor House Parents

Someone who usually goes drinking at The Griffin inn or, if you're having a quiet one, The coach and horses. One whose anatomy is made up of 80% wine, 10% tory and the last 10% is either more alcohol or fags depending on how many years of school fees they have left to pay.
person 1: maybe we should open one more bottle?

person 2: yehhhhh why not, let's not turn into Cumnor House parents though, we've already got through 5.
by peanutswithpasta February 5, 2022
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parent

My parent is a good person.
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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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Croatian Parent's

Croatian parents are loudostly party a lot or work a lot but by thr end of thr day thru love you a lot even if they make you do a lot of chores so love your parents before there gone.
My parents want me to do all these chores

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parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.
My parent-in-law is a good person.
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step-co-parent-in-law

Stepchild-in-law's parent.
My step-co-parent-in-law is a good person.
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Your parental figure

A respectful alternative to "your mom" but for people with parents that are not female or don't go by "mom"
person 1: Your mom
person 2: My birthgiver doesn't want to be called that
person 1: Oh im sorry. Your parental figure 🥰
person 2: 😒
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