Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
by I hate onions (raw+green) May 29, 2024
The act of sticking a soft penis into thrir parters asshole snd having thrir partner fart until the penis gets hard
by Im golf August 27, 2016
Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
by ihackedyourfortniteaccount August 09, 2023
When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.
by 0n10n October 28, 2023
by killherwithtea January 04, 2023
onion world only onions
by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019
The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.
by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016