Potato

A metaphor for describing a YouTube video that has a low camera quality
Why is the screen so blurry? Did you record this video on a Potato?
by partyrockstar222 October 30, 2016
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Sex Potato

where you heat a potato up in the micro wave for 3 min cut a hole in it rub butter on the inside and fuck it
by courtneybrady November 17, 2006
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OK Potato

Before the band Radiohead released the massively popular album OK Computer, they went through a number of different titles, including but not limited to OK Prime Minister, OK Calculator, OK 1984, and AB Positive. OK Potato was eventually decided upon as the final title, however, no less than six hours before the album was to be released to the public, a groundbreaking machine called the "Computer" was invented, and the band decided that this was to be the new title for their album. Therefore, the first 100 copies of the album ever released had hand-drawn inserts, as there was no time to print new covers. Furthermore, pirate releases of the album also bear the distinctive vegetable and text of OK Potato.
"Hey, have you heard Radiohead's OK Computer album?"

"Yeah, but hardcore fans still call it OK Potato..."
by Brian Damage August 27, 2005
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emo potato

Basically.... a regular baked potato. THATS EMO!!!!!(Emo also means sweet potato in Japanese)And remember... NEVER FORGET THE SOUR CREAM!!!!!!
"Why am I emo?!"

"Cuz your eating an emo potato!"
by barbarawcheung May 21, 2008
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fuck potato

When you heat it up in the microwave 5 mins and then make a slit it down the middle, put some butter in it (to make it wet), then put your dick into it and fuck the shit out of it, or even your vagina. Scissor that bitch.
"Man, I'm feeling kind of lonely, I need a fuck potato"
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sexy potato

When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.
After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.
by Ingrid Carlos December 13, 2008
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Cunt Potato

A girl who is acting like a cunt and is from Ireland
Yeah shes hot but shes a total Cunt Potato
by mastodonPenis March 04, 2015
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