Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.

1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.

by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022

Freaking Nature

Give me this. We ain’t gettin it.

I’m the 3 years old you freaking nature

by green909 July 25, 2023

Natural leg-warmer

A friend of mine who had a gastric bypass was left with some lose skin. The excess skin on her legs created some folds and gathered much like a leg warmer, hence the term natural leg warmer.

I hate my natural leg-warmers, that’s why I always wear pants.
I love that I lost all this weight, but it’s such a shame I’m stuck with these natural leg-warmers

by Cheeky T September 3, 2023

Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup

I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning

by saussypnus September 9, 2023

nature's grenade

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023

Natural selection

The act of doing something really stupid, and facing severe consequences because of it such as injury or worse.

Person 1: Dude, have you heard about Tom??? He broke his leg after he tried to use a skateboard on a a trampoline!

Person 2: Pfft, that's just natural selection to be honest.

by Rubelmans September 22, 2025

natural ac

a slang for when the outside temperature is at or below ambient room temperature. Based on the idea that under these temperatures the outside feels as if it was being cooled by AC.

I can't wait for the natural ac to come on during the fall. It's hot today, I wish the natural ac was on.

by dogfire October 24, 2025