by Russianmafiacreator May 11, 2021

Please bring your brothers to meet other brothers at our weekly Backwoods Mafia meeting. We's family.
by William Wordsmyth April 13, 2022

Spaghetti Mafia (noun): A loosely structured organization, often not regarded seriously by the public, characterized by a lack of significant or meaningful activities, akin to a whimsical or inconsequential gathering where relevance and impact are notably absent.
by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

Chaldean mafia, founded in Detroit, Michigan then slowly moved to San Diego and Phoenix. It was founded by a group of old heads and a midget back in the 90’s.
“Hey ramos you heard about the chaldean mafia?”
“Yea I heard that they shot a couple niggas from sterling heights because they kept saying they were from Detroit!”
“Yea I heard that they shot a couple niggas from sterling heights because they kept saying they were from Detroit!”
by YonanFromWarren June 1, 2021

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025

Gang members who identify themselves with a π tattoo, which piques someone’s curiosity whether their leader was previously a math nerd, whose life had since taken a perilous turn.
Several members of the pi mafia, who were recently arrested for possessing illegal drugs and guns, confessed to having zero clues on the meaning of the tattoo they’re wearing, when questioned by the police.
by Fasters January 22, 2022

Person 1: Do you have a herniated lumbar disk and a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay, you are a "mafia".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025
