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Jade

Jade is a wonderful person who’s hot but will give you hardcore anal sex I’m talking about that hardcore anal. But jades also don’t have big asses usually, they have tight asses to put your meat in. Jades always love a bit of custard in their canal! Anyways, a jade is usually someone who is so fucking Asian they can’t see shit like they eat woof woof dog like dog. Jade has no boobies but mosquito bites instead. Still hot for some reason. They love soccer, masturbating wolves and s’mores that were made during gay pride parades.
They also like watching the office for some god unknown reason. Look I’m talking about a true jade also they make you wear a condom during oral sex. Gay!!!! Which is why you fuck that bitch in her ass!!! Boo-Yah!
Hey Jade you up for some anal and some s’mores??
Hey jade time for hard blowers!
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Jemma-Jade

The name Jemma-jade can change your whole life!You will never know when she/he will change your life!The name Jemma-Jade is a girl name.She has a very sassy voice but she will be change!She choose to be sassy or normal!!
Jemma-Jade:Why is she so mean?Why dont i try to be friends with her
Someone:Hey?
Jemma-Jade:Hello!Im just wondering do u have a pen?
someone: mhm?here u go?
that is the first thing that jemma-jade has changed the person.They became friends and Jemma-Jade change her into her true heart of caring and love.
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An idiot that is asian but sucks at math and needs to go back to kumon
Wow that person dumb they must be named Jade
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Person A: Dude, have you heard of Jade?
Person B: Wait do you mean Jade Jade?
Person A: Yeah, I know!
Person B & A: Icky EWWW!!!!
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Jade

Someone from a wealthy/prominent family who cheats their way into positions via donations/connections.
“She’s so dumb, how did she get into Yale?”
“she’s a Jade”
by Real Ivy-Leaguer February 8, 2021
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