Jaded

High on illegal substances

My friend Arjun said he was Jaded(Arjun doesn't know what it means according to the above definition)

by gfsahjkdl August 11, 2023

jade

A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.

Almost every hot topic worker is a Jade.

Or
That weirdo in the corner is such a Jade.

by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018

jade and jaden

just two people with commitment issues trying to commit to each other

Jade and Jaden trying to solve their problem every other day.

Jade: what are we?
Jaden: what do you think we are?
Jade: a mess.

by jade lol February 27, 2022

Jade

Female; Jade has a massive ass and big tits. Jade can get with any girl/boy she wants at any time. Jade usually like girls.

A: omg see jade over there
B: yeah i shagged her last night

A: wtf same

by Hello183 November 25, 2019

Lea-Jade

Lea-Jade means Awesome,kind,loving and heart warming she works hard in school and always puts people before her. If you have a Lea-Jade as your girlfriend keep her she's gold. Lea-Jades take pride in theirselves for eg: how they dress that hows Lea-Jades are!, They are also so funny. Lea-Jades are jovial persons who are laughable. They also have good grades and also a deep thinker.

Lea-Jade is an amazing girl
Lea-Jades are soo smart
Leajades are charming girls

Boys like girls like Lea-Jade

by Butterflysly November 25, 2021

Jade

Jade is the type of girl you fall in love with at first sight and even wait years to make sure everything is perfect. She’ll steal your heart and cherish it. This is a person everyone would dream about dating and stare at in the halls of school. She’s just filled with joy and positivity that keeps you going. She sings for you and sleeps on call with you and, Attempts, to play oboe. Jade is such an amazing person, especially if her birthday is 5/28. She is short. But that’s okay because she’s literally perfect. This ones a keeper right there! Get yourself an Jade and have wonderful late night calls all the time! Don’t be a goof and keep her happy, because you’ll never find another person quite like Jade.

N: Hey didn’t you say you found someone named Jade?

C: Yea, she’s really amazing! Can’t believe how lucky I am. It’s still hard to imagine.

N: Why is she so short bro?

C: Why are you so damn fine bro?

N: Oh.

by Grogg76 March 8, 2022

Jade.

a sad bitch with no life that puts out all her rage on her only friends cause she knows they wont ban her,usually met on skype or discord......and always a feminist

"Gosh....That girl from last night was such a jade."
"i knooooow"

by Kagekun101 May 12, 2017