A phrase that is used when someone is offended by something you said. This phrase then removes all the offensiveness of the previous statement, making it all good.
Ryan: That chick has nice tits!
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.
Rob: Damn, that's my sister!
Ryan: I'm just sayin'
Rob: Oh, okay, it's cool.
by Ryan OVB July 23, 2005
The empty seat in a movie theater that two males leave between them to show the rest of the audience that they are straight.
Bob: I went to a movie with John the other day but we left the I'm not gay seat, so no one thought it was weird.
by Grethe January 17, 2007
Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!
by f3ismyname September 15, 2020
I like you, I'm into you
by Lia294485 April 14, 2017
So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
by juanchopancho February 02, 2011
A phrase used in a mocking sense on 4chan, often as a reply to people to discredit their opinions due to them being transgender.
Due the anonymity on the site, every post looks the same, meaning people can imitate each other at will. So someone who might want to make fun of another person would say this as a reply, imitating an edit or additional note by the original poster.
Due the anonymity on the site, every post looks the same, meaning people can imitate each other at will. So someone who might want to make fun of another person would say this as a reply, imitating an edit or additional note by the original poster.
"I think that the Elden Ring game is good."
"I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters." (<-- not the original poster)
"I'm trans btw, not sure if that matters." (<-- not the original poster)
by CirclejerkMaster69 March 04, 2022
A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"
I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.
by elwags July 14, 2011