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tig ol higglebiddies

meant to reference a man’s fat tits.
Jack: "look at that man! he has tig ol higglebiddies."
Lucas: "woah, you're right."
by regalinity August 7, 2022
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tig ol higglebiddies

Jack: "look at that man! he has tig ol higglebiddies."
Lucas: "woah, you're right."
by regalinity August 7, 2022
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Dirty Little Hogglepuff

Someone or something that is always opened to new experiences especially with the same sex or opposite sex in doing weird and dirty things. And loves to be treated and abused like a play toy.
Louis you're such a dirty little hogglepuff!! Stop licking everything you see!
by Sleepycookie December 4, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Haggler

Someone who exists in a state of contradictory negotiating behavior until observed (i.e., called out): simultaneously outraged at by lowball offers when they’re selling (because “that’s unfair!”), and aggressively lowballing others when they’re buying—both states coexisting in perfect hypocrisy until the contradiction is pointed out and the reality collapses into obvious double standards.
That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing
by Vothanus February 20, 2026
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